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Luke: *as Buffy kills him* I'll be back!
Buffy: Who do you think you are? The Terminator?
Luke: No... I will be the Judge!

Next: Snyder
 
Snyder: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

Next: Jesse
 
Jesse: Follow you into this dark, abandoned crypt in the cemetery? Why of course I... wait, that sounds like a dumb thing to do.
Darla: No backsies!

Next: Tara
 
Tara: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

Next: Kendra
 
Kendra: Redundancy is a bitch....a crazy bitch with long nails.


Next: Willy The Snitch
 
Willy: Do you know how demeaning it is to be called "Willy the Snitch"? Do you know the trouble it causes me? I mean, why call me that anyway?
Buffy: Because your name is Willy. And you're a snitch.

Next: Connor
 
Connor: I don't understand why people don't like me. I'm like Justin Bieber, except with fighting skills.
Angel: That's why people don't like you...


Next: Xander
 
Anya: Good news, Buffy. Tara and I have arranged a date for you.
Buffy: Err... I didn't ask you to.
Anya: I know, but this is for your own good.
Buffy: And... why did you and Tara arrange it?
Anya: I needed Tara's help. She has skills I lack.
Buffy: *hopefully* You mean... because she's a witch?
Anya: No. In finding a woman for you to date.
Buffy: A woman?! You do know I like men?!
Anya: You have terrible taste in men. You need a woman in your life. Do not worry. We have sorted this for you. Make sure you wear something nice for your date.

Next: Spike
 
Harmony: We meet at last Anya.
Anya: We've met before, Harmony. You introduced me to Cordelia at school.
Harmony: Oh. Right.
Anya: And at Buffy's house when you came looking for her.
Harmony: Oh.
Harmony: Hey, you tried to hit me with a lamp!
Anya: Only because I couldn't find a weapon. Would you believe a Slayer's house didn't have weapons easy to hand?
Harmony: That sounds strange.
Anya: I know!
Harmony: Hey! Wait! I'm trying to be evil here.
Anya: You're not very good at it.
Harmony: I know. It's not fair. I'm just trying to be bad but I suck at it.
Anya: Would you like lessons?
Harmony: Lessons?
Anya: I have over a thousand years of memories from a vengeance demon in my head. I know how to be evil.
Harmony: You'd teach me?
Anya: Of course.
Anya: How much money do you have to pay me to do this?

Next: Ethan Raynes
 
Harmony: I don't get it? I put an ad in the paper for some minions.....and all these funny little yellow, erm things, turn up wanting a job?

Gah! Someone beat me to the enter key.... 😳
 
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It happens!
*Robin and Faith are walking in the cemetery*
Robin: Ooh I think I spot vampires.
Faith: *winks' got wood?
Robin: I'm assuming that's a double pun?


Next: Andrew
 
Andrew: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?

Next: Niki Wood
 
Nikki: Spike killed me. Be a good boy and go kill him back.
Robin: I'm not stupid. You're the First.
Nikki: Am not.
Robin: Okay, if you're really my mother then...who's president?
Nikki: Really? That won't prove anything - hello, ultimate evil! I see everyth-oh, crap.


Next: Fred
 
Faith: Why do people call me unbalanced? *stands on one toe, arms outstretched*
Faith: See? I'm perfectly balanced.
Buffy: *facepalm*

Next: Lorne
 
Doyle: I can be whatever you want, Cordy. I staked a vampire for you, didn't I? If you want anything, just ask me - I'm your man.
Cordelia: I want you to hold my bag while I do some shopping.
Doyle: I'm not your man.


Next: Darla
 
Darla: What do you say to a girls' night? Want to go out and paint the town blood red?
Dru: The Sun is sleeping, because he fears the Moon.
Darla: I'll take that as a "yes."

Next: Gunn
 
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