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Oz: There was this kid who thought the moon was made of cheese - i was never sure. That's why i've always avoided round cheese.


Next: Giles
 
Caleb: No bunch of little girls can defeat me.
Buffy: You are so very wrong about that Caleb.
Anya: Caleb? This priest's name is Caleb?
Buffy: Yeah, why?
Caleb: Hey! Talking here! Girls be quiet!
Anya: When I was an avenging demon, a young woman wanted Anyanka to visit vengeance on a priest named Caleb.
Buffy: Doesn't look like it worked.
Caleb: Of course not! No female magic can beat me!
Anya: Well... the woman didn't know enough to properly identify Caleb enough for Anyanka. I wonder...
Caleb (angrily): Going to teach you girls a less...
Caleb explodes.
Anya: Interesting. I guess the wish didn't work until Caleb could be identified by me. I didn't know that could happen. I'm sure Giles will want to know about this.
Anya (concerned): Oh no, Buffy! All that blood and gore's ruined your outfit! I'm so sorry. It was a lovely ensemble.
Buffy (picking bits of Caleb out of her hair): Under the circumstances, I forgive you. I really need a shower, though.

Next: Wesley
 
Wood: Buffy i think the group is becoming a bit despondant.
Buffy: Everyone just needs to have a bit of Faith. Hmph. I'm sure a lot of people have...
Faith: I heard that!
Buffy: I did say it out loud...

Next: Lorne
 
NotASlayer
NotASlayer
Faith: Do you want me to name one of those people, B? Oh, looks like I have.
Nikki: *at the pearly gates with other slayers* So, what got you in the end?
Slayer 1: Vampire.
Slayer 2: Some weird soul-sucking demon.
Slayer 3: I got Spiked.
Nikki: Really? So did I! Wait...no, I got killed by a guy named Spike.


Next: Tara
 
Whistler: Doyle may have taken my role, but I still have my incomparable fashion sense.
Angel: He got your hat, too.
Whistler: You have got to be kidding me!

Next: Principal Flutie
 
Principal flutie: You know i hate it when students eat in my office.


Next: Gunn
 
Gunn: I really don't know why we're still arguing.
Wesley: Because the rest of us aren't convinced it's right.
Gunn: It's obviously right. I don't know how you can't see that.
Wesley: There's nothing obvious about it.
Gunn: Gunn Investigations? Can you really think of a better PI firm name than that?

Next: Fred
 
Fred: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can’t spend friendship on new clothes

Next: Tyler Wells
 
Clem: Yeah I'm LGBT.
Clem: cuLt leader.
Clem: God hates me personally.
Clem: cowBoy hat.
Clem: *sniffles* Trying my best.

Next: Jesse
 
Jesse: Bet you thought I was going to be important? So did I...

Next: Wesley
 
Anya: ...and another time when I was in Paris, a girl wished that her boyfriend's heart would grow tentacles that would burst from his chest. Then there was this other time in Denmark when a girl wished her boyfriend's head would grow out of his rear end.
Dawn: Have you ever made a wish for a guy?
Anya: Oh, totally. There was this one time when Xander wished I would slather cookie duh-
Xander: *ahem* that-that's enough storytelling.

Next: Angel
 
Angel: No-one appreciates my pain, the difficulties I have to face in life. How it's so hard.
Wesley: You mean now having a soul and learning to live with all the pain and suffering you caused.
Angel: No, styling your hair without a reflection. Oh, the horror...

Next: Gavin Park
 
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