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Harmony: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.

Next: Principal Flutie
 
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Haha! We just posted a Harmony joke at the same time! Never mind.
Harmony: (addressing a minion) I miss being a human, you know? The days when going home with a boy didn't mean eating him afterwards. Plus boys used to buy me pretty things. Spike never brought me pretty things; like flowers or jewelry. Honestly, I am so sick of him taking me for granted you know. If he were here right now I'd shove a big wooden stake into his stupid empty heart.
Spike: You do realise I'm standing right behind you, Harm?
Harmony:............

Next: Amy Madison
 
Darla: Even though you sired me, choosing Angelus wasn't a difficult decision. Sorry to break your heart, though.
The Master: Doesn't matter. I have plenty to spare. *he waves a human heart in her face* want to try one?


Next: Lindsey
 
Lindsey: Evil hand! Evil hand! I have an evil hand!
Lilah: Drawing the letters "EVIL" on your knuckles does not make a hand evil. Especially when you've written "LIVE" you idiot.

Next: The Mayor
 
The Mayor: Some call me a snake... but snakes are strong, clean creatures; much preferred to say... a sewer rat. *looking to Snyder* Would you call me a snake Principal Snyder?
Snyder: Not at all Mr. Mayor... I only have the utmost confidence in your direction for our upcoming senior graduation. I'd never speak ill of you to the school board.
The Mayor: You know something special about snakes Principal Snyder? They eat rats.


Next: Forrest
 
Veruca: Guess what. I wrote a new song; this one's called 'I Love Rock n' Roll'.
Willow: That's a Joan Jett song...
Veruca: No it isn't! Her song is called 'I love rock n'...dammit!.


Next: Xander
 
Jonathan: I'm not stupid, you know. I know you and Andrew are conspiring against me.
Warren: What the heck do you mean?
Jonathan: I've seen you two looking at me. I bet you've got your master plan all mapped out.
Warren: Dude, seriously, I don't know what you're talking about.
Andrew: Hey, guys, I've got the paranoia spell ready to use on Buffy. What?
Jonathan: It's Andrew. He's planning on killing us!
Warren: Get him!!


Next: Glory
 
Glory: Minion! Order me a pizza again.
Dreg: Yes, your supreme worshipfulness.
Glory: And make sure you keep the delivery guy this time for me as well. Last time you let him go. Do it again, and I'll eat you.
Dreg: It would be an honour to serve your wonderfulness in such a way.
Glory: Of course it would, but then who'd order my pizza?

Next: Kate
 
Kate: A person can really hear themselves think out here.
Kate’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?
Kate: Well, that was a mistake.

Next: Maggie Walsh
 
Maggie Walsh: I am not out of control! I am a law-abiding citizen!
Buffy: Seriously? Okay, name one law.
Maggie Walsh: Don't...kill people?
Buffy: *sigh* Okay, that's on me. I set the bar too low.

Next: Faith
 
Gunn: *on a computer* Ugh! Check this out! Friends is getting a spin-off!
Fred: Let me see. Ohh. I hate spin-offs. Why can't people just have one show? It's like they're saying 'Ooh, look at me, I'm so freakin' big and popular that I have to have my own show! Ugh. These people make me sick...
Angel: You guys know I can hear you, right?


Next: Halfrek
 
Halfrek: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.

Next: Jenny Calendar
 
Jenny: I call upon the elder beings to lend me their powers! Drive out my enemies and let all be as it was.
Jenny: Bet you didn't see that coming, you stupid computer virus!

Next: Knox
 
Knox: People telk me I have a corny sense of humor. I'm always telling 'Knox, Knox' jokes.


Next: Cordelia
 
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